For every decent RFR poem, I have to do at least ten bad ones. Here are three from over the years, wonderfully illustrated by me. I hope you love ’em.
MARCELLA
Marcella,
He was a rough fella’
Who liked to dress like
A pretty bella.
Tough and sweaty,
Big and hairy,
Build like a male dairy.
Marcella,
Ma bella,
I hope you don’t end up
A lonely fella’.
RED SHRIEK
In a wet creek,
There was a Red Shriek,
His teeth reeked
of onions.
There was a Red Shriek,
His teeth reeked
of onions.
Red Shriek,
Onion freak.
Onion freak.
What a
stupid creep.
stupid creep.
HORTENSIA
Hortensia,
The flower of
Valencia.
The flower of
Valencia.
She was a fine lady,
Born in sixteen-eighty,
Who ate a lot of
Gravy.
Too much gravy.
And became fat.
So fat.
Hortensia,
The greedy bitch,
Died killing half of
Valencia.
Love,
Silver
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