Silver’s shitty poems

by Silver on Saturday, December 13th, 2014

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For every decent RFR poem, I have to do at least ten bad ones. Here are three from over the years, wonderfully illustrated by me. I hope you love ’em.

 

MARCELLA

Marcella,

He was a rough fella’
Who liked to dress like
A pretty bella.

Tough and sweaty,
Big and hairy,
Build like a male dairy.

Marcella,
Ma bella,
I hope you don’t end up
A lonely fella’.

marcella

 

 

RED SHRIEK

In a wet creek,
There was a Red Shriek,
His teeth reeked
of onions.

Red Shriek,
Onion freak.

What a
stupid creep.

redshriek

 

 

HORTENSIA

Hortensia,
The flower of
Valencia.

She was a fine lady,
Born in sixteen-eighty,
Who ate a lot of
Gravy.

Too much gravy.

And became fat.

So fat.

Hortensia,
The greedy bitch,
Died killing half of
Valencia.

hortensia

 

 

Love,

Silver

Challenge me to a poem showdown @runfreakrun, if you dare.